Meh..

guy : ello
girl: ello dahling!!
guy : u pat mane?
girl: i pat rumah ni..
guy : ouh.. i pon pat rumah.. u ngah buat ape?
jap i teke.. urm.. u ngah main gitar?
girl: eh? mcm mane u agak? wah wah nampaknye
ade org tu psychic seh.. (laughs)
guy : (laughs mcm anak kambing)
guy : (women's voice in background) eh sayang,
mane u pegi i carik u pat the whole
campus tak dapat seh.. u avoiding i ke
ape?
girl: OI!! u ngan sape tu?!? pompuan eh?!?
u two timing i kepe?
guy : takde lah dahling.. tu kawan i aje lah..
u tak percaye i ke..
girl: ARH!! penipu nye anak.. dah lah!! kite
break!! i am through with you!!
guy : oib jap..
girl: (hangs up phone)
guy : pompuan pompuan.. (shakes kepale)