Thursday, August 31, 2006

friendster testi

i was browsing through my friendster testimonials. let's take a trip down nostalgia lane.. these are the few that put a smile on my face =) currently he has the interest in listening to music...very unique music...he play soccer damn solo!!! never pass people...wear chelsea...act only..later i slide u like ping zhao ar...his whacking is getting more shitty...confirm its becoz of frequent wanking....stop it!! stop loving old ladies!! and dat teacher u said she was pretty...u must be blind!! jgn main tu main ni!!! everyday do nothing sleep then dream...wake up with a hard stick...then go rush to coffee shop to check out aunties there...wanker!!! KAMAL!!!!! Umm da kol beraper nie? 12 lebih? That makes now tomorrow. And today from yesterday like tomorrow to the day before. haha The Bangla brothers present, simultaneous BIRTHDAYS!!!!!!! Who would of thought Kamallamak and Wang Khalid had the same birthday. You guys should have seen that time when they both realized their birthdays fall on the same that. Anyway Kamal, Happy Birthday. If Only Wang Had Friendster Kau.... Asal Muker Aku Lagi?????? !!!!! hahahaha. hurm. u did erase something of me from your life. MY BIRTHDAY. i tink. LOL eh cepat nye da nak raya. haha. there's so many "I'M SORRY FOR" i wana say. i tink. there's so many "WHY" questions i wana ask. but NVM. haha. okeh. so SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!! jangan luper datang rumah ehh. =pP .nazirah. Kamal...Kamal...do u read me...tis is Currenzee from G-Unit...do u read me...Wang Khalid and Syiling is not here at the moment... Hahaha...play2 lah...oh this Kamal ah...juz noe him tis year...through my frends too...haha...can say tat he looks like a slacker physically...but he is very intelligent sial...I had seen his Eng composition...Perfect.. Btw...Are u sure ur form Bangladesh ??? Hahaha...donnoe why he called himself tat... Horny bastard too haha...like anime so much...coz he drool whenever he see the Jap. girls in the comics... Soccer freak...soccer fan...everthing soccer....and he is very sociable too...got frends from both races...chinese and malay...bond very close but he is quite intimidating in the sense tat he always tok kok bout G- Unit...kong hajar haha...but overall...he is a great guy...talkative and quite the intelligent lad... Oh...thanx for the testi... Copy u Kamal...Curenzee of G-unit roger and out HAPPI BDAY TO KAMAL!!!! HAPPI BDAY TO KAMALL!!!!! HAAAAPPIII BBBBDDAAYY..... TO KAMALAK!!!!!.... HAPPIE BDAYYY!!!! TO SLEEPY KITTY!!!!!!!! WHUHOOO!!!!... may ur wishes come true bro!!!...whuHOO!!!! Rebbo This guy is an official G-Smirk member...thx for the support u've given and those in the future..G-Smirk Rules! And remember Betrayers will face mental punishment.. DISTORTED FEELINGS OF ATTRACTION i just remembered.. u wana be a comedian? wahaha. KEEP WORKING ON IT. okok. i mepek. i know i know. -.- this guy is the biggest pervert you will ever meet!!! he panchucheng like crazy before every soccer match or meet....and then when we play soccer...accuracy like shit...become keeper like barthez...save then slip out the hands...and some time he even sits before diving..he is an FHM enthusiast...and he is a tabber! note! a tabber...all he is good at is writing lyrics!! last time he likes to fart....now when play soccer i seek my revenge on him...muahhahaz...overall...he is a nice guy....likes to share CARTOON! and MAGS!!! u perv!! and sometimes he excite himself by making porn poses while lanchap-ing and playing his nipples....everyday wank at granny pics...and he works day and night with Wang...at the town council...together they make the community cleaner... kamal...... ko bagi aku testi quality sikit ah... ko ni... okok, aku bagi ko special nyer.... sekarang aku type singlish supaya sumer orang paham... Dis man...alamak... i noe him since sec 1, lastime same class lah.... at first, he quiet quiet one... hah, sit one corner touch touch spectacles one, never see him answer questions... since FnD and I approach him, Y.E.K. was almost formed.... Then we, Y.E.K., start to lepak at his house....at tampines one...now live in bedok beside police station one... lastime go his house got internet, we download songs, play newgrounds and stickdeath...miss sec 1.... we also made our first recording at his house, Civilian War Memorial...then every day go home late from his house.... beside his lastime house ah..... also got milti purpose hall, Bangla Land, we play soccer there allways kena catch by police and bangla....aiyah should stop remembering the past already... lets tok bout the here and now alamak...damm, no space already.. and finally my FAVOURTIE TESTIMONIAL of all: right....since you gave me a long testi, i'll give you the same.....ok....let me see.....kamal.....right, ok....this guy has been a friend of mine since P4...so that makes us friends for 7 years....yeah.....he's one helluva guy....really.....crazy, funny and horny?? when did you eva turn horny?? oohh i feel the testerone level in you increasing.....haha...wait. do you even have one?? whoops...my bad.....^_^....hahaha....ok, back to reality....when i first saw him in P4, i thought he was a quiet, shy and nerdy guy. don't take it the wrong way! but yeah, never thought he would grow up to be someone like he is now...ironic, really. hmm...ok....you got to know this guy to feel this guy....hehe...fine......just stay the same, kamal...... you old horny guy.....
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